#ProudFan
Fern - “Everything you touch is a success at the moment, which is just….scary I should think”
Kimberley - “Yeah, it is scary”. *turns to Cheryl* “It is scary isn’t it?”
Cheryl - “Yessss”
Nicola - “Yeah”
Sarah - “It is scary, we never expected this to happen”
Nadine - “SCARY?!! I think it’s great, I don’t think it’s scary at all, I’m like “OH I’M NUMBER 1 AGAIN! OHHHH!!” *claps*
Oh Nuhdeen, lmao.
LOVE this - Cast of Shrek London auditioning for West End Eurovison 2012
Kimba performs “The Promise” as Princess Fiona. I wonder if she taught the 3 Little Pigs how to do the ‘Single Ladies’ routine?
This is what it has come to Girls Aloud. SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. When you come back (and record a brand new album and do lots of promo and a tour, and then repeat 5 times) you’ll need to break us in gently with the announcement. Although I fear you tried that with the 10 year anniversary limited edition eyelashes and I’m pretty sure at least 170 Alouders required medical attention then.
It’s not that we are not proud of your solo achievements (especially you Kimba, but shhhh, don’t tell the others), but, quite frankly, we don’t give a shit any more. I want Girls Aloud. You can do solo when you’re old and wrinkly. Madonna is managing just fine (OMG I MADE A MADONNA AGEISM JOKE, SHOOT ME NOW, I AM SO SORRY HRH MADONNA, PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY GOLD CIRCLE TICKETS AWAY) and so is Gaga, even though she’s younger than you, not that you’d know it though, I swear I nursed a 70 year old that looked just like her. Must be the lighting, everywhere she goes. My point is, you can have make up ranges, shoe collections, L’Oreal contracts, Body Care ranges etc etc whilst in Girls Aloud. Then, in 10 years time you can properly announce Girls Aloud’s retirement (because it’s good to keep the fans in the loop), THEN Cheryl you can be Push 10(years older), Nicola you can slay us with your meaningful songs, Kimba you can be the brightest star in the West End, Sarah you can get all the awards for best actress and Nadine, you can travel the world on the royalties of your song writing. BUT at present I require Girls Aloud, and to be honest, I think you all do as well.
AND, I swear to Almighty Kimba Christ, if your announcement is “We are doing a 1 off anniversary gig at the O2” I will do damage to my Girls Aloud dolls. DAMAGE.
I hope you girls know how lucky you are to have such a dedicated fan base that have waited patiently for your return after being told you were coming back in 2010 AND the press are still interested in you 3 years into a 1 year break. That is incredible.
So I guess what I am trying to say is STOP THE FUCKERY AND BRING BACK GIRLS ALOUD.
The Kimberley Walsh Body Care Range in collaboration with Elegant Touch
Kimberley has worked with Elegant Touch to develop four different products, each one being simple to use, luxurious looking yet affordable too. Created with an evocative coconut fragrance, the line-up is perfect for anyone looking for a moisturising skin care treat, a shimmering body oil or nourishing body scrub. They’re also great for girlie gift ideas.
Luxurious Body Lotion, £8.95
Try this deliciously moisturising lotion, that’s easily absorbed whilst also leaving a peachy sheen. As well as giving you an intense moisture blast, its light coconut fragrance will leave you smelling great.
“I use this Hand & Body Lotion throughout the day as it’s so moisturising and the subtle peachy tint leaves my skin looking glowing and radiant”
Illuminating Body Butter, £7.95
This thick, rich cream has a lovely, luxurious feel and an illuminating gold shimmer to give you a sun kissed, healthy looking glow. Great for moisturising with a little extra glamour”
“I love this Illuminating Body Butter as it not only leaves me super soft all over, it also gives my skin that lit-from-within glow”
Nourishing Body Scrub, £7.95
When you need to exfoliate, this creamy body scrub will tick all your buffing boxes. It’s textured with coconut shell powder to give a really effective exfoliating action, and infused with pure coconut oil to leave the skin moisturised.
“I’m a firm believer in buffing my skin to keep it glowing. I use this Nourishing Body Scrub whilst showering and it’s especially good for knees and elbows”
Fragranced Shimmering Body Oil, £9.95
This shimmering body oil contains Vitamin E and a little gold sparkle to give your skin a subtle shine. The light coconut fragrance will also leave you smelling great.
“I smooth this Body Oil onto my legs and arms before going out and the subtle sparkle really catches the light and makes me look and feel my best”
“I am absolutely delighted to launch my own body care range. I have always believed that the secret to looking and feeling good is to look after your body and give your skin the attention it deserves. All the products in my range will help you achieve this whilst leaving you smelling and feeling fabulous too. I am so excited about the collection and hope you love it as much as I do!” Kimberley Walsh
www.eleganttouch.co.uk
@ElegantTouchUK
See how excited Alouders get when something new happens? So basically it’s about time we saw these 5 girls 
together again, like this 
Please and thank you.
